Richardson and Obama

suckitbrich: yo

King2008 has signed off.

--

suckitbrich: dude

misterprez1961 has signed off.

--

suckitbrich: WTF how many sns do you have

CHANGEFTW: gah fuck it

suckitbrich: commerce... seriously?

CHANGEFTW: pretty good job imo

suckitbrich: what the hell do I even do

CHANGEFTW: regulate obv

suckitbrich: 10th in succession? behind interior?

CHANGEFTW: lmao

suckitbrich: thought we worked out--i endorse, bring the southwest, i get state

CHANGEFTW: dude i won by like a bajillion votes

suckitbrich: FUCK

CHANGEFTW: i promise to include you on some cabinet meetings

suckitbrich: situation room access?

CHANGEFTW: sure, if like bin laden declares war on nafta

suckitbrich: i'm lookin at wiki. the only commerce sec to become potus was Hoover

CHANGEFTW: haha... btw, ur qualified right?

suckitbrich: didnt u vet me

CHANGEFTW: no... do you think anyone cares about your record

suckitbrich: kk. any room for growth?

CHANGEFTW: ag secretary I guess

suckitbrich: why dont hispanics get any of the good jobs

CHANGEFTW: the answer is in the question

McCain meets Obama

LOLbearDNA: i bow to my lord

King2008: ty

LOLbearDNA: srsly you almost blew it tho

King2008: ??

LOLbearDNA: only lost by like 2 in florida, pretty impressive considering

King2008: fail

LOLbearDNA: y

King2008: all we had to do was win colorado dude

LOLbearDNA: god schmidt is awful

King2008: so sup

LOLbearDNA: cabinet mebbe?

King2008: hmm

LOLbearDNA: seriously... im gonna lose to a dyke in 2010 if not

King2008: i can give you axelrod

LOLbearDNA: i dont even want to be in the senate... like, wtf am i even known for. mccain-kennedy?

King2008: yeah i wont pass that

LOLbearDNA: ...mccain-lieberman...

King2008: gg introducing climate bills under bush

LOLbearDNA: and i guess mccain-feingold

King2008: LMAO

LOLbearDNA: what the fuck... my legacy is awful

King2008: postmaster general?

LOLbearDNA: kill yourself

Barack's Econochat

misterprez1961 has joined the chat.

misterprez1961: whos here

rahmanuel: ay boss

3rdPAsen: waitin on reich and granholm

misterprez1961: kk. ok i have no idea wtf to do. some thoughts plz

Paul Adolph Volcker: Well, what we've got now is something I've been warning against for years. Contented American consumers matched against delighted foreign producers. Happy borrowers matched against willing lenders. The difficulty is, the seemingly comfortable pattern can't go on indefinitely.

3rdPAsen: ...

justfuckinggoogleit: wtf

misterprez1961: take care of this rahm

Paul Adolph Volcker has been kicked from the chat.

misterprez1961: srsly stop inviting him, hes terrible

fourthreich has joined the chat.

detroitwhat has joined the chat.

fourthreich: sup

rahmanuel: ok, before we go, introduce yourselves and provide some insight into your qualifications

justfuckinggoogleit: I run google

3rdPAsen: im joe biden

detroitwhat: im gov of michigan

misterprez1961: arent u a terrible governor?

detroitwhat: ya but i went to harvard

misterprez1961: kk

fourthreich: <-- sec of labor

3rdPAsen: lol

fourthreich: wtf man

misterprez1961: k, now im looking for bipartisan solutions here, and ive got my eye honed in on the middle class. just like my granddaddy who fought in patton's army, and my white grandmother, who worked on a bomber assembly line. i'm here for the waitress in youngstown, and the millworker in topeka, and the cattle rancher in new jersey.

Axe4men: dude I just made all that shit up

misterprez1961: jesus fucking christ

justfuckinggoogleit: chrome > firefox imo

rahmanuel: why are u here

justfuckinggoogleit: i dont know

justfuckinggoogleit has left the chat.

misterprez1961: david wtf were you doing... this team is awful

Axe4men: we needed a woman, a jew, an old guy and a billionaire for the photo op

misterprez1961: god

Hagel and Barry

WeDoneWonSon: yo

plainhagel: sup

WeDoneWonSon: thoughts on hud?

plainhagel: meh, sting was better

WeDoneWonSon: ...the hud sec'y post

plainhagel: pertty gay

WeDoneWonSon: WTF?

plainhagel: ??

WeDoneWonSon: ATF*?

plainhagel: no

WeDoneWonSon: hmm.. i need to show bipartisanship. y no endorse btw?

plainhagel: never actually thought youd win

WeDoneWonSon: bradley?

plainhagel: yea

WeDoneWonSon: same

plainhagel: lol

WeDoneWonSon: vet?

plainhagel: yep

WeDoneWonSon: srsly?

plainhagel: def imo

WeDoneWonSon: wait vet or def?

plainhagel: wat

WeDoneWonSon: wat

plainhagel: you know i'm a veteran wtf

WeDoneWonSon: i meant vet affairs, for the cabinet

plainhagel: then y'd u offer def?

WeDoneWonSon: god fuck you, i'm calling lugar

Ayers vs. Lieberman

soothsAyers: hai

liebmealone: how did u get this sn

soothsAyers: dude im a terrorist

liebmealone: meh true. sup

soothsAyers: nm. sry about 11/4

liebmealone: our internals had us down 19 nat'l, surprised we came close

soothsAyers: lolol. see my i-view 2day?

liebmealone: no, sabbath

soothsAyers: thats not until night

liebmealone: how do u know this

soothsAyers: im jewish man... william david ayers, wtf

liebmealone: haha srsly? sry abt the muslim insinuations

soothsAyers: np

liebmealone: actually... u still a terrorist?

soothsAyers: yah unrepentant

liebmealone: no i mean, u still bomb stuff

soothsAyers: we never actually bombed anythin

liebmealone: wat

soothsAyers: ya

liebmealone: why didnt u just say that then

soothsAyers: dude i've gotten laid like every day since april bc of this

liebmealone: we spent like 25m on that shit

soothsAyers: ahaha

liebmealone: god

soothsAyers: you were doin it wrong

liebmealone: how so

soothsAyers: barack wrote like all of wright's sermons

liebmealone: ...

soothsAyers: gtg, my name is earl

Richardson and Kerry

kerrythatwait: yo

judas2008: hola

kerrythatwait: i see u bein thrown around for a cabinet nom

judas2008: si si, muy bueno

kerrythatwait: ok stop

judas2008: lol

kerrythatwait: dude sos is mine. ur governor of a fake state, i fkin ran for prez

judas2008: so did i

kerrythatwait: no i mean i actually ran for prez, not a joke campaign

judas2008: you lost to bush. he got 40% hispanic vote, wtf were you doing.

kerrythatwait: :(

judas2008: ive been in the cabinet before 2, i know it good

kerrythatwait: dude he cant have a minority at state, this is still america

judas2008: im barely hispanic, my family was fkin rich

kerrythatwait: howd u get elected in nm then

judas2008: not rly sure. swarthy looks, oily skin.

kerrythatwait: ahah

judas2008: maybe you could do education

kerrythatwait: wtf.. no heres the deal. i do first term, u do 2nd

judas2008: hmm

kerrythatwait: i have nothing going for me in life

judas2008: true

kerrythatwait: so agree?

judas2008: i do like ketchup...

kerrythatwait: god u greasy fuck. ok how much

judas2008: 2 yr supply

kerrythatwait: done

judas2008: k fine. if he loses in 12 bc u blew the iraq w/d, omg

kerrythatwait has signed off

Barack & Hilldog

inlikeclint: who u given cabinet to

barackyroad: im on vacay til jan, no idea

inlikeclint: dont f up the transition

barackyroad: yeah yeah, btw tell bill podesta's prty gud

inlikeclint: the kerry leak is a joke right

barackyroad: haha totally, god i hate that guy... how the fuck do you lose florida?

inlikeclint: srsly its ridic easy

barackyroad: you think you woulda > my map?

inlikeclint: meh, we did win the big states...

barackyroad: fu, gl paying penn back

inlikeclint: jkjk

barackyroad: wait so ur interested in state

inlikeclint: the senate is horrible

barackyroad: lol ya

inlikeclint: wanna vet me?

barackyroad: not rly

inlikeclint: dude im the most vetted pol ever, u dont even need to do it

barackyroad: fuckin axelrod made up these new rules tho

inlikeclint: hypocritical imo, you wouldn't even get hired in ur own WH

barackyroad: lolol

Epic Tilt

"No Republican has ever won the White House without Ohio..."

So unbelievably annoying to hear this. The map in the 1800s bears no resemblance to today's, and neither do the parties or their constituencies. Pls stop.

Drudge, Mystery Man

http://nymag.com/news/media/36617/index6.html

Having once issued descriptions of Bill Clinton’s penis on some pretext, Drudge can’t wait for Hillary to be president. “I’m on the record that Hillary Clinton, she’s already in.” There’s a paranoid frisson to that fantasy. On his radio show, Drudge has imagined the day that cameras will record image and audio on every street so that President Hillary can listen to conversations he had, even years later. What if things take a dark turn, he says. There’s martial law. Hillary’s voice will go out to the people from bullhorns. His words will be fed into a national database, and his opposition to global warming will make him a terrorist. He will be arrested and a chip darted into his skin. The government will meddle in our bodies. “Why don’t they get this over with and start coming door to door and collecting our body liquids,” he grumbled not long ago.

Affleck as Olbermann

Have to put this here, if not so I just have easy access. It was great. The "Worst Person in the World" yelling and the chair-swiveling in the "Special Comment" are on point.