Sunday, November 16, 2008

Barack's Econochat

misterprez1961 has joined the chat.

misterprez1961: whos here

rahmanuel: ay boss

3rdPAsen: waitin on reich and granholm

misterprez1961: kk. ok i have no idea wtf to do. some thoughts plz

Paul Adolph Volcker: Well, what we've got now is something I've been warning against for years. Contented American consumers matched against delighted foreign producers. Happy borrowers matched against willing lenders. The difficulty is, the seemingly comfortable pattern can't go on indefinitely.

3rdPAsen: ...

justfuckinggoogleit: wtf

misterprez1961: take care of this rahm

Paul Adolph Volcker has been kicked from the chat.

misterprez1961: srsly stop inviting him, hes terrible

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fourthreich: sup

rahmanuel: ok, before we go, introduce yourselves and provide some insight into your qualifications

justfuckinggoogleit: I run google

3rdPAsen: im joe biden

detroitwhat: im gov of michigan

misterprez1961: arent u a terrible governor?

detroitwhat: ya but i went to harvard

misterprez1961: kk

fourthreich: <-- sec of labor

3rdPAsen: lol

fourthreich: wtf man

misterprez1961: k, now im looking for bipartisan solutions here, and ive got my eye honed in on the middle class. just like my granddaddy who fought in patton's army, and my white grandmother, who worked on a bomber assembly line. i'm here for the waitress in youngstown, and the millworker in topeka, and the cattle rancher in new jersey.

Axe4men: dude I just made all that shit up

misterprez1961: jesus fucking christ

justfuckinggoogleit: chrome > firefox imo

rahmanuel: why are u here

justfuckinggoogleit: i dont know

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misterprez1961: david wtf were you doing... this team is awful

Axe4men: we needed a woman, a jew, an old guy and a billionaire for the photo op

misterprez1961: god