I guess we'll take Waxman first. I mean, this guy is hideous in general, and looks like a failed Jurassic Park experiment or something, but how in the hell do you ever position yourself at an angle that makes you look like such a subhuman rodent? The photographer, after vomiting on himself in the dark room, must've been on cloud nine for a month.
The Pelosi/Boehner thing nearly caused me to choke on my water. Matt Drudge rules our world, clearly.