This Inauguration Sucks

I don't really get it. U2, Usher, Stevie Wonder, Tom Hanks, Tiger Woods, Steve Carell. Millions of fans screaming and singing in the freezing cold, and paying lots of money to do so. And it's not like there's anything to see. He won Iowa, and gave that speech, and everyone was like wow, he's going to be President. He raped throughout February, and then it became clear that wow, he's going to be President. He verbally owned Wright in Philadelphia, and even conservatives were like wow, he's going to be President. And this was before he de facto won the nomination in June and gave that speech. Before he gave his speech in Europe. Before he gave that speech between the Greek columns. Before he gave his victory speech. What the FUCK could he possibly say tomorrow that makes it worth it to sit outside for hours in 25 degree weather while feeling your bladder slowly fill up until it nears explosion?

It's like the NFL playoffs. It's in January and it's outside. Dude, just watch it on TV.