Idol, 2/25

Randy: "Bring it!"

Kara: "It's all about doing the best you can possibly do."

Same theme. Lame.

PICKS: Allison, Adam, Jesse. Nick might gimmick his way in, which is so lame. Maybe Kris?

Jasmine: This girl is good, as I recall, and she's not bad looking. She got the bitch spot though. "Love Song"... WTF. She sucks. This isn't a song that black girls should sing, ever. Fail. Randy: "Yo, aight. You know what's funny... Pitchy." STOP SAYING "DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY" WHEN THE THING FOLLOWING IT IS NOT HUMOROUS." Kara: "All over the place." Paula: "I agree with what they're saying." Simon: "Disappointed."

Matt: "Viva La Vida"... This guy has some star power. A certain Timberlake-y quality. Singing is whatever. I mean, Chris Martin sounds TERRIBLE singing this live, so how can anyone judge? I bet girls love him. Kara: "Just not blown away." Paula: "[I can't translate.]" Simon: "Verging on horrible." Randy: "You got madddddddddd talent."

Jeanine: "This Love"... FUCK THIS SONG. It's soooo bad. And she is not doing it any favors. Just bad, very bad. Paula: "Great legs." Simon: "Terrible." Randy: "The legs are definitely hot." Kara: "Overdone."

Nick: "And I'm Telling You"... WTF. God I hate this guy. He's like Napoleon Dynamite, except a real person. Just a total life troll. Memorable as hell obviously, but what. the. fuck. Simon: "I pray you do not go through." Oh Christ this guy needs to go. Randy: "One of the most entertaining." Kara: "We remember you." Paula: "This is America."

Allison: Wow, the interview with between this girl and Ryan is horrible. "Alone"... Meh. Whatever. I hate Idol so much. Everyone screams. Even the best people aren't good. Randy: "You just blew it out the box." Kara: "You're serious!" Paula: "You can sing the telephone book." I hate groupthink. All of you did not like this song. Simon: "You're the best tonight by a clear mile." She has a certain punky-brat quality about her. Rebel teen. Lily Allen-ish.

Kris: "Man in the Mirror"... Good song choice imo. This guy is likable, and has some heart-throb qualities about him. Decent-to-good. Kara: "Doesn't come close to Hollywood Week." Paula: "Disagree completely." Simon: "I agree with Paula." YES. GTFO KARA. Randy: "Nice jump-off, baby."

Megan: "Put Your Records On"... She's good looking. Not a good song choice. OMG. Not a good singer. Terrible. Awful. Just stop. Now. She is going to get panned. This is LOL. Paula: "The camera is in love with you." WHAT THE HELL... Simon: "Started off really well... oversang second part." Paula: "Doesn't she remind you of Nelly Furtado?" JFC. Randy: "Duffy, Adele, Winehouse..." Kara: "Package artist." I have no idea what any of them were watching. It certainly wasn't what I saw.

Matt: "If You Could Only See"... I definitely like this guy. Good voice for his music style. Personable. Simon: "Hated that song." ARE YOU KIDDING? Randy: "Boring." This is true, pretty boring. Could've used more edge. Kara: "We all like you." Goddamnit, this guy is likely gone now.

Jesse: "Betty Davis Eyes"... Finally, an interesting song. I like this chick a lot. Decent voice IMO. Really like this performance. Enigmatic. Randy: "OK." JESUS. HANG IT UP RANDY. Kara: "You took some risks... some moments I liked." Paula: "Captivating."

Kai: "What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted"... Good song. Meh. Nothing memorable. Guy is gone. Kara: "Pitch issues." Simon: "Corny." Randy: "Soooo safe, man."

Mishavonna: "Drops of Jupiter"... Lame. Paula: "You can sing... but you can't sing." Simon: "You're very serious." Kara: "Loosen up." Gone for sure.

Adam: "Satisfaction"... This guy is going through -- without hearing it, I assume so. Great spot, great song, guy seems cool. Wow, this is not good though. All over the place. Wtf. He's got some high highs though. Loud applause. God. Paula: "I don't even have words..." LOL. Simon: "Parts excruciating... parts brilliant." Randy: "I loved it." Kara: "Vocal techniquing ability is outrageous."