Idol, 3/5

Megan, Jasmine, Anoop, and Matt make it through.

Wild Card Night

JESSE: "Tell Me Something Good"... Bad. Mixed judge reviews. No chance.

MATT: "Who's Loving You"... He's just not very good. His faux-cool, pseudo-Timberlake shtick is tired. Kara: "You can riff amazingly." Wtf does that mean. Paula: "This is the right zone for you." Simon: "Great choice of song." Randy: "That's how to sing, that's what I want!" Hmm.

MEGAN: "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree"... I FUCKING HATE HER. Seriously, this is totally rigged. She's not good. Her voice is so weak and jarring. Go home. Paula: "You have a lot of joy up there." Simon: "I think you're terrific." FUCK. OFF. Randy: "Back in the right range you supposed to be in."

VON: Don't know the song, don't care. Go away you monkey. STOP APPLAUDING AT EVERY HIGH NOTE. Bad bad bad bad. No chance. Simon: "Boring." Kara: "You haven't hit your stride." Paula: "You're not letting the pure essence of Von Smith out." He's gone!

JASMINE: She's good enough. Not very unique or anything. But cute enough, and decent enough. Randy: "100% improved." Kara: "I didn't know you had that big of a voice." Paula: "You look lovely." Simon: "That was pretty special."

RICKY: GOGOGO. Rooting hard for this dude. "Superstition"... Horrible outfit. Meh, not very good. Really bad arrangement. Kara: "You can sing your butt off." God. Paula: "Nailed it." Simon: "You sounded good." Randy: "The thing is... the song was not quite the one for you."

TATIANA: She's free money for Idol, but God, she is horrible. "Saving All My Love For You"... I hate this style of music. I would never ever listen to Whitney Houston. It's so lame. Especially when it's being covered by some random Hispanic 20 year old. So obnoxious. Paula: "Power voice." Simon: LOL. He just owned her. Sooo badly. She's gone. Randy: "Mixed bag of tricks." Helfpul, IMO. Kara: "At least she's not crying."

ANOOP: "My Prerogative"... WOW. AWFUL. Hate hate hate hate. I bet they pimp him out too, the judges, because they're set on including an Indian guy in the top 10. Simon: "You have a huge ... people like you." Stop with these justifications. Randy: "So yo... dog I think you did better this time!" Kara: "I wanted to dance." Paula: "You certainly are the showman." This is fucking ridiculous. This season is just totally rigged, with this Wild Card crap.