Idol, 4/14

Kris, Adam, Danny, Lil Rounds, Allison, Matt, Anoop. Unless Allison blows it, it's looking really bad for Anoop.

PICK: Anoop

Allison: "Don't Want To Miss A Thing"... Good so far. Nice arrangement. I confess that I don't like the raspy parts of her voice. Why the hell is her octave so low? She sounds like a tranny. The chorus is pretty bad. But it's a song everyone knows and stuff, so it's a good choice. She's really ugly. Paula: "Authentic." Simon: "I think you are the girls' only hope." Judges were clearly told that they cannot let Allison fail. Having only one girl remaining would be disastrous.

Anoop: "Everything I Do"... Taking vocal lessons from Tarantino = awesome. Why the fuck is Anoop wearing a varsity jacket? Jesus Christ, get out now. Please. This vocal isn't bad at all, he's just a terrible person. Randy: "You have definitely found your zone." Kara: "That's where you really stand out."

Adam: "Born To Be Wild"... Awesome. Lambert is fucking unbeatable. I look forward to him week in and week out. At the end of the day, this is just a great all-around performance. And his vocals are ridiculous. Paula: "Fortune rewards the brave." Simon: "Vocally, wonderful." Simon is winking at Adam.

Matt: "To Really Love A Woman"... On the piano. In technical terms, this guy is pretty good. Something about him is very unappealing. It might just be his face, which is hideous. Horrible song choice. God, why don't Idol contestants realize that picking songs people know is the way to go. Always. Nobody will remember this. If he gets fewer votes than Anoop, I will laugh. Randy: "Interesting." FAIL. Kara: "You took away some of the core melodies." Double fail.

Danny: "Endless Love"... Good song choice, at least thus far. Gokey is going to have a really tough time beating Lambert, if this gets to the finals. Technically this is kinda meh in the middle, but it feels emotional, since he has a dead wife and everything. What the hell happened at the end, I do not know. Maybe he will get bad reviews. Paula: "You slay us at the end." Okay. Simon: "I'm disappointed that we had... a very traditional version of the song." Boos abound.

Kris: "Falling Slowly"... Good song choice for him. Seems about as good as he is going to do. Not incredible, but he's not an incredible singer. Randy: "I don't know."

Lil Rounds: "The Rose"... STOP CHANGING YOUR FUCKING HAIR. This SUCKS. God, fuck Lil Rounds. Nobody wants to listen to this. Guarantee, guarantee that they pimp this out. They absolutely have to. Paula: "You could not have sung a more beautiful lyric." Not sure what this means. Simon: "You're getting this completely wrong." Yes. GET OUT. Simon: "No excuses... I'm getting frustrated."