Things that are apparently morally superior to having sex:
- Living in a town which seems to moonlight as the set for an Evanescence music video.
- Attempting to act without formal acting instruction.
- Befriending a sexually repressed vampire.
- Having a father who is also a rapist.
- And the key one: Flying into the woods and ranting, ad nauseam, about why you are so superior to the sex-crazed plebeians that constitute, you know, normal society.
