Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Shorter Politico: MLK Jr. Was A Positive Figure, Critics Say Otherwise

Constantly-awful Politico has a piece today that displays, to full effect, the horrible results of practicing deliberately contrarian journalism and giving voices to opinions that don't deserve them.


"Critics say the Obamas are pushing a 'nanny state on steroids.'"

Now, there is a credible argument to be made against our food and health policies--namely, corn subsidies. But of course that isn't what Politico is doing, since that would require actually knowing something about policy.

So, "the Obamas" are pushing this nanny state? Was this a single-family coup d'etat on the part of this black family, hoping to spread their "pro-health" propaganda across the nation? Seems like it clearly was. Look at Michelle! She has the audacity to garden. And My God--Barack isn't toiling over white papers all day, he's playing fucking basketball. On the taxpayer's dime, no less. A disgrace. What good, wholesome, white, Christian, rural, old-school family has time to exercise?

Of course, leaving aside the idiocy of that part of the caption, there's of course the latter half to deal with as well. This "nanny state on steroids"--Politico seems to imply that it's a very widespread, mainstream position, and one that deserves full credibility. Let's dig into the article:

To some, it smacks of a “nanny state on steroids” — but for others who fret that America is turning into one big Overeaters Anonymous meeting, Obama’s prescription is like a low-fat dream come true.